Take a picture of yourself right now. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editing. Post these instructions with your picture.
Uh, then I turned on the flash and took another one, which is after this one in the gallery if you click through it. Looks kind of like an inbred child-molesting man. I swear I can look a lot better than this.
But onto prettier things, here we have the house goggies trying on potential Halloween costumes.